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Totally Unfortunate -Yet Eerily Accurate – Ace Of Cakes Episode Description
Posted on March 6th 2012


(Thanks for the tip, Jodie!)

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Serious Contender For “Worst Food Network Pic Of 2011″
Posted on November 9th 2011

Guy Fieri sent this out via Twitter, and noted that he had to stop by and see his buddy “Duff” because… and I quote… “Dude is nutz.”

Sadly, even the small amount of “fame” they’ve attained has clearly gone to their heads. If enough clinically obese 50-somethings approach you in the street and tweet you to tell you how awesome you are, you’re going to start to believe it. You’re going to start to develop an ego. You’re going to start……. posing for pictures like this.

The poses! The tacky gold jewelry! The curved frat boy brim on Duff Goldman’s stupid hat! I can’t even. Somebody please tell Guy Fieri that only the biggest assholes on the face of the planet wear pinky rings. And somebody¬† clue Goldman in on the fact that flashing the Rock ‘n Roll sign stopped being cool in 1992.

And for the love of God, can either one of them take a normal picture without acting like an idiot – or grimacing like they’re stuck on a toilet battling constipation? Is that too much to ask?

(photo via Guy Fieri’s twitter)

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Draw Your Own Conclusions: The World’s Most Oddly Appropriate Photo Of Duff Goldman
Posted on October 18th 2011

No word on why Duff Goldman was photographed proudly holding a toilet-shaped container of a urine-removing product called Urine Off. I can only say it looks like something he and his merry band of misfit monotone cake friends would get a lot of use out of on a daily basis. Good luck with that, Duff.

/via Duff’s Twitter, hat tip to Mike

Alton Brown, Duff Goldman/Mary Alice »

Duff Tells Alton A Knock-Knock Joke
Posted on August 9th 2011

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The 10 Most Annoying Screengrabs From Duff Goldman’s “Sugar High” Commercial
Posted on August 3rd 2011

Sometimes, you don’t need to watch an entire episode of a show to know how bad it’s going to be. Sometimes, all you need to see is the 30-second commercial preview for it… as is the case with Sugar High with Duff Goldman (which premieres on August 8th).

Sugar High is exactly like Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: it features a goateed d-bag traveling the country high-fiving people and pointing at huge pieces of fried dough. And since every “let’s travel the world and eat” show needs a theme, Duff’s theme is sugary foods. Super creative.

Did I mention the commercial is obnoxious? If there’s anything I hate, it’s people who obsessively high-five. And this commercial features not one, not two, but three high fives.

Let’s take a look at the 10 most annoying screen grabs from the preview, shall we?

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