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Giada’s Butterflied Pork Chops Look Like… Something Else
Posted on December 1st 2011

This whole “food porn” thing is getting out of hand!

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My First Alphabet Book by Giada De Laurentiis: The Letter W
Posted on November 22nd 2011

giada-dictionary-w

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Twins
Posted on November 16th 2011

-submitted by Malikka and Deeanna

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Tips From Giada: How To Be Her For Halloween
Posted on October 27th 2011

Meet Valerie.

Valerie wanted to be Giada for Halloween.

Valerie had an outfit in mind and everything. So, she tweeted her wardrobe idea to Giada to get a little feedback and reassurance. Because hey, that’s what fans do now. They annoy celebrities on Twitter with mundane crap.

Giada was apparently HORRIFIED by the notion that she would dare wear knee-high boots! You can almost hear the “TISK TISK, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER” at the end of her twittered reply:

Valerie, clearly humiliated by Giada’s rhetorical question, brushed it off with a nervous LOL and an offer to swap the boots for the heels.

Oh, this is getting good.

Giada replied with a casual “yup” and some useless advice. Hold onto your seats!

So there you have it, kids. Right from the horse’s mouth. If you want to be Giada for Halloween, wear a low-cut boob revealing wrap. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WEAR KNEE-HIGH BOOTS, OR YOU WILL FACE GIADA’S WRATH.

Hopefully, Valerie will post a picture of her Giada outfit. We’ll keep you posted.

(Thanks for the tip, Andrea)

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Giada Is A WHAT?!
Posted on October 24th 2011

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