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Accidentally Hilarious Rachael Ray Magazine Cover Of The Month
Posted on April 6th 2012

I laugh every time I look at this. Every single time. Enjoy.

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The Many Emotions Of Rachael Ray
Posted on March 13th 2012

Rachael Ray makes a lot of expressive faces. As such, it can be difficult – if not impossible – for the novice Food Network watcher to know just what she’s trying to convey with each carefully contrived facial contortion. So, we decided to create this handy little Rachael Ray emotion chart to help you all out in a pinch. Whip it out and refer to it as necessary. Happy Food Networking!

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Say It With Ray: SAFETY
Posted on March 5th 2012

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Rachael Ray’s WHAT-ware???
Posted on March 1st 2012

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(Thanks for the tip, CineGrappler!)

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Rachael Ray’s Hawaiian Vacation: Photo Gallery
Posted on January 24th 2012

For some reason, Food Network loves airing reruns of the unintentionally hilarious “Rachael Ray’s Hawaiian Vacation.” Rachael packed some hideous outfits, John packed some hideous fedoras, and by time they were done filming, poor Oahu didn’t know what hit it.

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This recap wouldn’t be complete without some video of Rachael’s husband John Cusimano pretending he knows how to ride a motorcycle. . Earth to John: If you need to use both of your feet to turn your motorcycle, maybe you should stick to taxis or a good old fashioned rickshaw:


John Cusimano has no idea how to drive a motorcycle from pophangover on Vimeo.


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