VIDEO: Rachael Ray $40 A Day Parody
October 1, 2009 – 12:39 pm in: Rachael Ray 31 Comments
(Hat tip to Beth Crosby for creating one of the funniest Ray-Ray parodies we’ve seen in awhile!)
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Rachael Ray: The World’s Least Competent Ball Girl
August 31, 2009 – 11:03 pm in: Rachael Ray 15 Comments
Don’t quit your day job, Ray Ray.
Andy Roddick and Rachael Ray were both guests on Late Night with David Letterman last week. When Dave and Andy went outside to play an impromptu game of tennis, Ray Ray tagged along… as the ball girl. Clad in a skin tight khaki skirt that retarded her movement, un-athletic Rachael clumsily waddled after the stray balls with all the grace of a golden retriever with an inner ear imbalance. It was… hilarious.
Here’s the video. The Ray-Ray action starts at about 35 seconds in.
VIDEO: Paula Deen Grinding On Rachael Ray
Calm down, Paula. You’re filming an episode of Rachael Ray… not trying to get free drinks from a bartender in Cancun!
(Thanks for the tip, Ellen!)
Most Disgusting Looking Food Ever: Rachael Ray’s Rouladen
Yesterday, we posted the 5 most unappetizing recipes on Food Network’s website. We failed to mention Rachael Ray’s Rouladen, which is undoubtedly one of the most hideous, most unappetizing dishes you will ever see in your life:
WHAT IT IS: beef, bacon, dumpling mix, and various other seasonings
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: An unpleasant surprise left behind in a gas station bathroom.
YUM-O!
(Thanks for the tip, Anya!)
Rachael Ray’s Throat Surgery
July 10, 2009 – 8:32 pm in: Rachael Ray 22 Comments
Last week, Rachael Ray had a surgical procedure to remove a benign growth on her vocal cords. Her rep confirmed the operation was a success, and that she’s currently resting comfortably at home. Not surprisingly, he also said her biggest challenge has been keeping quiet. Instead of speaking, she has been writing out messages on pieces of paper:
I can just see it now:
Everybody Loves Ray-Ray: The Comic
June 23, 2009 – 6:12 pm in: Rachael Ray 19 Comments
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(written/illustrated by Maitri)
America Wants To Eat Rachael Ray’s Stoup
America is filled with a bunch of vapid, easily impressed people with malfunctioning taste buds, a new poll has confirmed:
When dining on vacation, Americans are most likely to choose Rachel Ray (32%) to be their celebrity chef, followed closely by Paula Deen (27%). Fewer would like to have Wolfgang Puck (15%), Gordon Ramsay (13%), Masaharu Morimoto (6%) or Tom Colicchio (6%) cook for them.
According to the study, while men prefer Rachael Ray, women, midwesteners, and southerners prefer Paula Deen.
Really, America? Rachael Ray and Paula Deen? They aren’t even real chefs! They’re just women who like to run their mouths and fake foodgasms while pretending they know how to cook a moist chicken.
Personally, if I was on vacation, I’d want Lidia Bastianich to cook for me. And I’d want Rachael Ray and Paula Deen to do the dishes.
(Thanks for the tip, Ben!)
