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The Drunken Stages Of Sandra Lee
Posted on April 11th 2012

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Breaking News: Sandra Lee Installs Custom Hot Tub In NY Governor’s Mansion
Posted on March 30th 2012

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Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
Posted on March 20th 2012

“This is beautiful butt juice. It’s gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself!”

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Sandra Lee’s Denim and Diamonds Tablescape
Posted on March 19th 2012

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On a recent rerunĀ  of Semi-Homemade (subtitled: SEMI OUT OF HER FREAKING MIND), Sandra Lee created a “Denim & Diamonds” tablescape that will definitely go down in history as one of the most hideous things she’s ever done.

First, she hung a chandelier that was clearly made out of sequins from one of Dolly Parton’s old dresses. She then covered the table with cheap, smelly denim fabric and left the edges unhemmed to achieve that authentic, hillbilly look.

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Next, she threw more tacky sequin strips all over the table. She then used replicas of J-Lo’s wedding ring as napkin holders.

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Dear Sandra Lee, BABY FOOD Is Not An Ingredient (With Video)
Posted on March 12th 2012

Hello, jaw. Meet floor. You’re about to watch Sandra Lee cook with JARS OF BABY FOOD.

Sometimes, I have no words. This is one of those times.

“It’s gonna taste like you baked it from scratch!”

Um, not really. It’s gonna taste like my 8-month old cousin spit it up on my shoulder.

(Thanks for the tip, Mike!)


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