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Update: TylerFlorence.com
Posted on April 22nd 2009

A few weeks ago, we wrote a long rant about the cheesy music that plays automatically when you visit Tyler Florence’s new website. Since then, the man has come to his senses, listened to his fans, and turned off the auto-start feature. Hallelujah.

(Now if he’d only fix those blurry fonts and remove that splash intro from 1982, he’d be in good shape!)

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$80 Tyler Florence Lasagna Dish: Ridiculous
Posted on April 14th 2009

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In honor of Tyler’s complete inability to handle any constructive criticism regarding his lame new website, feast your eyes on our ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Month: this ugly $80 “Baroque” lasagna dish by Tyler Florence. That’s “Baroque” – pronounced “B’ROKE” in honor of what you’ll be after you purchase it. EIGHTY DOLLARS! For a dish! And guess what? All profits go towards helping Tyler’s out of control ego grow even larger.
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FNH now proudly presents: TOP 5 BETTER WAYS TO SPEND YOUR $80:

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1. Buy every Clay Aiken song on iTunes

2. Buy 80 items from the McDonalds Dollar Menu and have a party with some seagulls

3. Call a random person in Japan from your cell, and try to explain to them who Tyler Florence is

4. Burn your $80, and use the flames to make S’mores

5. Buy a $20 pan, write a nasty note, and spend $60 UPS’ing them overnight to Tyler

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Tyler Florence & Andrew Zimmern Hate Each Other
Posted on January 3rd 2009

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Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern thinks Tyler Florence the “world’s least talented TV chef.” Zimmern slammed Florence on his blog after seeing his recent appearance on the NBC show Momma’s Boys:

Monday’s episode [of Momma’s Boys) featured the worlds least talented TV chef, Tyler Florence, once again churning out the questionable cooking advice and the leading the ladies through a menu of the Moms fave recipes. Watching Florence wolf down the food, stare and ogle every ass that strolled by his cutting board and play the role of local TV stud was high comedy of the highest order.
-Andrew Zimmern

Tyler Florence quickly posted a reply to Zimmern on his Facebook blog:

Hi Guys, good morning and Happy New Year. Normally I have pretty thick skin when it comes to blogs and what people think. It is a free country after all, But this guy Andrew Zimmern, the guy who eats dried camel cock for a living, has decided to dis my life’s work because I did, my personal friend, Ryan Seacrest, a favor and helped him out with his first big television production, “Momma’s Boy’s” It was a big hit for NBC and something I had a fun time doing. It’s bubble gum reality, who cares. It was funny. I guess it hard to have a since of humor when you’re on your 10th take of eating Yak testicles, smiling to the camera, wondering where your life went wrong……… mmmmm, Delicious!
-Tyler Florence

Regardless of whose side you’re on, one thing is undeniable: Tyler Florence has an unhealthy obsession with the comma. Good luck duking it out, boys.


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