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Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: FROZEN GRAPES
Posted on April 13th 2012

In Food Network’s new tradition of dumbing everything down to moron-level, prepare to be razzle-dazzled by the culinary masterpiece that is… FROZEN GRAPES!

Yes, this is an actual recipe on the Food Network’s website – and finding it has saved me so much time, money, and hassle. I thought I could only enjoy the cool delight of frozen grapes by traveling to Iceland in the winter. Boy, was I wrong!

I wonder if it will work with red grapes! Or strawberries!

(Hat tip to FNH reader Allie for the find)

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Food Network Glamour Shots
Posted on April 12th 2012

Glamour Shots are hilarious on their own, but when Food Network personalities are thrown into the mix, THEY’RE EVEN BETTER! Here’s what we imagine some of their Glamour Shots would have looked like.

And might I add, it’s even more amusing that Claire Robinson’s and Aida Mollenkamp’s don’t even look photoshopped. Enjoy!

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INA GARTEN

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PAULA DEEN

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CLAIRE ROBINSON

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10 Hilariously Ironic Food Network Search Results
Posted on April 9th 2012

FoodNetwork.com has a search function built into its website. It’s notoriously awful and difficult to use, and it hardly ever brings up the results you’re searching for. Luckily, the bright side is it brings up some hilarious (and often ironic) results when you search for certain words. Here are the top 10 funniest search results we pulled up:

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IN A NUTSHELL: Food Network’s Afternoon Programming
Posted on April 4th 2012

When you have Food Network playing in the background every weekday afternoon like I do, this is really all you notice after awhile:

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Close To Zero
Posted on April 3rd 2012

And now, one of my favorite features… CLOSE TO ZERO!

Ethnic diversity in one of Giada’s get-togethers:

Chance Ina Garten would drive a Hyundai:

Movement in Rachael Ray’s eyebrows:

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