Food Network Humor » General: Food Network http://foodnetworkhumor.com Cook with them. Laugh with us. Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:50:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: FROZEN GRAPES http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/ridiculous-recipe-of-the-week-frozen-grapes/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/ridiculous-recipe-of-the-week-frozen-grapes/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:15:53 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=7630
  • Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Hungry Girl’s FROZEN WAFFLE FRIES
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    • ]]>     In Food Network’s new tradition of dumbing everything down to moron-level, prepare to be razzle-dazzled by the culinary masterpiece that is… FROZEN GRAPES!

    Yes, this is an actual recipe on the Food Network’s website – and finding it has saved me so much time, money, and hassle. I thought I could only enjoy the cool delight of frozen grapes by traveling to Iceland in the winter. Boy, was I wrong!

    I wonder if it will work with red grapes! Or strawberries!

    (Hat tip to FNH reader Allie for the find)

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    3. Ridiculous Food Network Recipe of the Week: Ina Garten’s Iced Coffee

    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/ridiculous-recipe-of-the-week-frozen-grapes/feed/ 86     Food Network Glamour Shots http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/food-network-glamour-shots/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/food-network-glamour-shots/#comments Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:15:13 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=5526
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    • ]]>     Glamour Shots are hilarious on their own, but when Food Network personalities are thrown into the mix, THEY’RE EVEN BETTER! Here’s what we imagine some of their Glamour Shots would have looked like.

    And might I add, it’s even more amusing that Claire Robinson’s and Aida Mollenkamp’s don’t even look photoshopped. Enjoy!

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    INA GARTEN

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    PAULA DEEN

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    CLAIRE ROBINSON

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    AIDA MOLLENKAMP

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    ANNE BURRELL

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    GIADA

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    SANDRA LEE (SHE WENT TWICE)

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    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/food-network-glamour-shots/feed/ 102     10 Hilariously Ironic Food Network Search Results http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/10-hilariously-ironic-food-network-search-results/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/10-hilariously-ironic-food-network-search-results/#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:15:17 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=7160
  • 12 More Unfortunate Food Network Search Results
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  • Food Network Humor Search Terms
    • ]]>     FoodNetwork.com has a search function built into its website. It’s notoriously awful and difficult to use, and it hardly ever brings up the results you’re searching for. Luckily, the bright side is it brings up some hilarious (and often ironic) results when you search for certain words. Here are the top 10 funniest search results we pulled up:

    (Thanks for the idea, Albert!)

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    ]]>     http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/10-hilariously-ironic-food-network-search-results/feed/ 55     IN A NUTSHELL: Food Network’s Afternoon Programming http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/in-a-nutshell-food-networks-afternoon-programming/ http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2012/04/in-a-nutshell-food-networks-afternoon-programming/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:15:36 +0000 Jillian Madison http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=6678
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    • ]]>     When you have Food Network playing in the background every weekday afternoon like I do, this is really all you notice after awhile:

    IN A NUTSHELL: morning and evening programming coming soon!

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  • CLOSE TO ZERO: Food Network Edition
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    • ]]>     And now, one of my favorite features… CLOSE TO ZERO!

    Ethnic diversity in one of Giada’s get-togethers:

    Chance Ina Garten would drive a Hyundai:

    Movement in Rachael Ray’s eyebrows:

    Pigment in Bobby Flay’s skin:

    People who watched Food Feuds:

    Number of remaining Ace Of Cakes fans:

    McCargo’s grasp of the English language:

    (Click here for more)

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