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7 Things Paula Deen Fried – And Ate
Posted on February 3rd 2012

From cheesecake to alligator… if it’s edible, chances are Paula Deen’s coated it with batter and dumped it into her deep fryer! Here’s a quick rundown of Paula’s 7 craziest, most overindulgent deep fried recipes, y’all.

(Note: you can click the titles to go to the actual recipe page on FoodNetwork.com.)

1. DEEP FRIED MAC & CHEESE
Watch in amazement, shock, and probable disgust as Paula Deen wraps mac & cheese in bacon, deep fries it to a golden brown, and eats it before your very eyes. According to an FNH reader named Hannah, “I swear to God, only a southern woman could survive that mouthful of heart attack on a stick.”
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2. DEEP FRIED STUFFING ON A STICK

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This is basically a combo of breakfast sausage, crackers, carrots, and celery that’s been battered and fried. It doesn’t look appealing to me, but according to Rachael Ray, it’s on a stick, so KIDS WILL LOVE IT!


3. FRIED BUTTER BALLS

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Yes, these heart-stopping cholesterol bullets are nothing but butter and cream chunks that have been battered and deep fried. This is just wrong on so many levels. But on the bright side, hey, at least they’re low carb!


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The 20 Funniest Restaurant Pun Names
Posted on September 23rd 2011

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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING: 11 Crazy Bacon Tattoos
Posted on September 23rd 2011

I love bacon as much as the next girl, but come on. Some of these things are just ridiculous:


(If only they loved WASHING THEIR FEET, too)

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Top 10 Tackiest Sandra Lee Tablescapes Of All Time
Posted on September 22nd 2011

To get you in the mood for the new season of Semi-Homemade, which premieres this weekend on the Food Network, here are 10 of Sandra Lee’s ugliest, craziest, most WTF tablescapes:
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Dizzying and distracting

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Nothing gets the appetite going like black and white polka-dots and bold vertical stripes! This doesn’t make me want to eat anything, except a box of dramamine.

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Scary and somber

sandra lee ugly tablescape
The episode was called “Midnight Musical.” For who? Count Dracula? There were FIVE hideous black beaded chandelabras, as Sandra called them, hanging over a table that was covered in black cloth and black silk flowers. Unless you’re decorating Stevie Nicks’ funeral, I wouldn’t recommend trying this in the near future. Your friends might have you committed.

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An Explosion Of Hideousness

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For this terrifying tablescape, Aunt Drunky amateurishly applied edible gold leaf to some poor pieces of fruit, threw them in the ugliest goblets she could find, and called it a day. Oh, and the¬† purple thing with the elastic band around the top of it is Aunt Drunky’s white trash version of a Faberg√© egg. What a total fail.

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When Food Looks Back At You…
Posted on September 24th 2010

A little brainless Friday fun:

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