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NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 8
Posted on January 26th 2009

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WHAT DOES THIS NUMBER REPRESENT? Is it…

a) The minimum number of buttons Giada leaves undone
b) Age at which Duff Goldman went bald
c) Number of Netflix pop-ups per visit to the Food Network website
d) Days in a week, according to the Beatles
e) Percentage of a Food Network Challenge cake that is actually edible
f) Brain cells lost per second spent watching Big Daddy’s House
g) Times per day Mary Alice’s friends ask, “have you called Jenny yet?”
h) Toxic ingredients in Rachael Ray’s dog food
i) Guy Fieri’s emotional age
j) Number of A’s in Paula Deen’s pronunciation of “mayonnaaaaaaaaise”

[8 is also the number of long years Rachael Ray has been on The Food Network]

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NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 330
Posted on January 19th 2009

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WHAT DOES THIS NUMBER REPRESENT? Is it…

a) The number of teeth visible when Giada smiles
b) Mary Alice’s goal weight
c) Price per pound of filet mignon at Whole Foods
d) Jamie and Bobby Deen’s combined SAT score
e) Rachael Ray’s ring size
f) Dinner parties thrown by Ina Garten each month
g) Number of ingredients needed for one Alton Brown recipe
h) People who enjoy watching “Chopped” with Ted Allen
i) Sandra Lee’s average blood alcohol level
j) Times per day Guy Fieri gets mistaken for a lesbian

The correct answer is… NONE OF THE ABOVE. 330 is the seating capacity of Paula Deen’s restaurant, The Lady & Sons.


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