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The finale of Worst Cooks in America aired last night, and to sweeten the pot, Anne and Robert made a side-bet before fine final competition. If Anne won, Robert had to bleach his hair blonde. If Robert won, Anne Burrell had to lose her trademark hair and get a make-under.  Luckily for Anne, her hyperactive but lovable attorney recruit JOSHIE ended up beating Robert Irvine’s stoic but lovable speech pathologist recruit GEORG – and Irvine had to go platinum. So, how did he look as a blonde? Uh, let’s just say “not everyone can pull it off.”

This is Kat, one of Robert Irvine’s contestants on Worst Cooks in America:

(Thanks for the photo, AJ!)

This week on Worst Cooks in America, Chef Anne and Chef Robert made the recruits stuff their own sausages. This, of course, led to several hilarious sexual sausage innuendos – guaranteed to make your inner 12 year old laugh. Here they are, for your viewing pleasure:

Another year, another season of Worst Cooks in America! This time around, reigning champ Chef Anne Burrell and Chef Robert Irvine are facing off to see who can turn kitchen zeros into culinary heroes. Sixteen of the country’s worst cooks came to NYC to train with Burrell and Irvine – and to compete for the show’s whopping $25,000 grand prize.

The show kicked off with the contestants preparing their signature dishes from scratch. This was, of course, a gigantic cluster fuck. Jeff ripped a chicken breast apart using his hands.  Kelsey boasted that she gave her husband food poisoning – twice. And much to Anne Burrell’s dismay, Kat put WHOLE PEPPERCORNS in her nasty quiche.

Kelly, the quirky (translation: weird) blonde woman from New York, made a disgusting, shriveled up beef dish she called “boeuf” (the French word for beef). Unfortunately, it just ended up looking like little pieces of Sandra Lee’s liver on a bed of greens:

The producers really focused a lot on a contestant named Erika Rumsey, the heavyset blonde with the sob story (“wahh, I used to be a model until I gained weight”).  If she looked familiar to you, it may be because she appeared on the CW’s reality show Beauty & The Geek back in 2005. I loathe mediawhores, and already question her motives for appearing on the show. Is she really a bad cook, or is she faking it to try to stretch out her five minutes of fame?

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