more horrifying is the thought of watching them get there.

don’t forget to make it curry flavored

aaaah, debra dickkstein.
refers to herself as a “beginning chef?” yet she has no kitchen tools?
wtf? first of all yer not a chef. perhaps an aspiring home cook.
did she just call herself a chef again. why, yes. yes she did.

aaron mcghetto said “suckle-it” for succulent on best thing I ever ate…whoa.

heh.
I can’t stand birds either.

and why is she telling me that I’ll want to cook her veal recipe “every night?”
yeah right. like I’d even eat it at all.

yeah? well everything I eat causes flatulance mang.
it doesn’t mean I’ve been lying on my ass wolfing cheeseburgers. it means my body is functioning properly.

cumin is currently an “it” spice. it is pervasive. I love it myself, wife can’t stand it and she’s mexican.

cracked me right the fuck up.
those bombay sloppies made me wanna puke too.

a five-star chicken nugget?
wtf?
who even knew there was such a thing.

yikes stripes!

complicated?

it looks like it was done by a sixth grade girl w/ a pkg of scented magic markers.

I bite into a fucking raisin in my sloppy joe – I’m having something decent delivered.

whoa nellie! I always thought she was a talentless hack, but this takes the cake.

and then really why would you wanna eat that?

or their lives period.

I guess I’m trying to say that she is most certainly NOT scantily clad. so you can see her cleavage? whoop-dee-freaking-doo-doo. it ain’t like she’s wearing victoria’s secret intimate wear. that would be scantily clad. I see women dressed like that every day and it doesn’t bother me in the least, in fact, I like [...]

scantily clad? perhaps sandy, you’d prefer to live in iraq, iran, afghanistan or saudi arabia?

bingo jenn!

I, for one, love those shownotes!

what do you expect from a “semi-homemade” bra?
couldn’t have happened to a more deserving ho.

she is gorgeous, especially when she’s wearing glasses.
props too for needling bobby (needledick) flay…

I have no idea how he landed her.