I can’t stand Aarti, and I’m male. I guess I must be jealous of some random Indian woman from youtube too. And on that logic, I must be jealous of Rachael Ray as well.

Plus, have you seen the girls who run FNH, they aren’t only intelligent and funny, they are smoking hot.

I FUCKING HATE AARTI. I will not watch her show. She and her obnoxious husband are money grubbing whores, posting videos from their shithole apartment in hopes someone would come and discover them. Food Network was the only one stupid enough to bite. For every one fan, there are 100 people who hate her guts.

more like rock and douche softball

I just bought the Team Ina and Diners Drive-Ins and Douchebag shirts. I haven’t been this excited for something to arrive in the mail since I was 7 years old.

VIAGRA was easily my favorite. He should be the spokesman. His mostly-trailer park fan base would love it.

Hell yes you should go! But don’t forget to bring a barf bag.

Claire Robinson is hot. I don’t even care what her voice sounds like. The fact that she likes golf earned her major brownie points too.

Looking forward to next week’s podcast! Will you be keeping the same format? When will the app be available?

Bwaaaaahahahaha. It’s the food in his beard! It’s enough to make me lose my appetite any night of the week!

guys, alton brown is a genius. he had to have done this because he knew none of those other people on the network would donate to this site. fnh just played along but in the end the joke was on the food network chefs as usual. jillian, nor any of the readers, expected anyone to [...]