Unfortunately the cost of that hideous dress would probably pay for my breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for an entire year. Excuse me whilst I puke….

That’s not even the right shade of blue for Christ’s sakes. Is this woman on crack? It’s as though she’s living on another planet, and getting away with it, like non-stop. Its as though she’s simply catering to the high level of Jews in the New York area, and completely failing at it. What a [...]

I couldn’t watch the videos in their entirety. It was just way too disturbing. I’m thinking about buying stock in mental hospitals. Seriously.

Too bad Evil Kenevil isn’t around to pitch Aflac’s motorcycle insurance division. FAIL.

Brie is a complete natural. And btw, if anyone refers that anything is “cool beans,” then they should be sent back to the 70’s, when even the people of that era felt that expression was completey awkward and inappropriate. “Cool beans then?” Cool beans sounds like the most disgusting thing ever. I’d much rather be [...]

Oh, about the object in the pict? My mom bought a spoon-rest from a rummage sale (what could possibly go wrong?) and it completely resembles a jock strap, minus the straps. So, me being an idiot, I always tease her about it. It’s awesome.

The fact that Time actually did a piece on this subject is depressing in and of itself. But, since It was anti-Guy, I’m all for it. Unfortunately, he got more press.

Yeah…how tacky is it to reply to yourself? I think I meant to say, “love the watch band.” I dunno, I guess I was blinded by all the new links above…I haven’t been here in like 12 years. So much to click on.

Well, I’m a 38 year old woman with a 12 year old boys mind. By the way, love with watch band..looks exactly like mine.

It’s like Passions, the ill-fated soap. Seriously. I keep waiting for a great flood or something to take over. It’s completely rediculous.

I’m sorry, are you talking about a soap-opera? Cuz, it totally sounds like it.

Its called, “sarcasm,” look it up.

I hope all of the billions of people who commented on this topic actually take NFNS seriously. I’m just sayin’.

I’m not sure which is more unappetizing, the pict of Duff, or the inset pict of the cig cupcake. I’m thinking I would much rather lay into that cupcake any day. And to think that Duff actually has a cult following. You know there are a bunch of chicks that would do anything for that [...]

Can I just punch Miley, Britney and Hilary in the face and call it a day? Or is that just totally uncalled for?

Grody. I just, umm, no…I’m having difficulty breathing….one second…*barf*

So let me get this straight, she’s gonna burn the crap outa her peppers? It’s not quite clear. Well, if they’re enclosed in their environment, woohoo, I’m sure it will be f*cking fine.

Everytime I see this tool I just want to give him IV fluids…STAT.

Well, what can I say. The Alex G. sensual Tweets..umm made me laugh for like two days straight. I wouldn’t complain if you had more content like that on your future podcasts. My “fave” was “…also like, stuff like….” Jillian, omg. Whenever I need a pick-me-up….guess where I’m goin’.

I had no idea that network execs and producers were into necrophilia. Stunning.