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Somebody tell The Food Network that bigger isn’t always better.
They just paid an insane amount of money to put up a gigantic billboard for Big Daddy’s House on the side of a building in Manhattan’s Chelsea Market. I’ll tell you this much, those advertising dollars were wasted because no one in Chelsea cares about Aaron McCargo. At all. But what a treat for the astronauts working on the space station, who can now look down and see AARON MCCARGO’S FACE smiling up at them. How wonderful that must be.
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This fetching little portrait of Rachael Ray was created by Jason Mecier, an artist who makes mosaics out of unconventional items. Rachael’s portrait was made entirely out of pasta, beans, and peanuts. Oddly enough, I made mosaics out of those ingredients too… when I was in THIRD GRADE ART CLASS.
Unfortunately, Chef Boyardee could not be reached for comment.
The bad news? Children in Africa starved so this pasta art could be created!
The good news? If you get hungry, you can crumble Rachael up and throw her into a pot of boiling water, and then coat her with a little EVOO for a tasty and satisfying meal that’s ready in 30 minutes or less.
Bottom line: NOW WE’VE SEEN IT ALL. What’s next? A bust of Giada made entirely out of dentures?
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