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[Ed. note: Did you ever watch the Food Network closed captioned? We have, and it can be hilarious! The best part? The captions are real - we didn't even have to make them up.]
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Dear naive Giada, he’s not talking about a Béchamel. Love, FNH.
AWKWARD!
(Thanks for the tip, Shaywan1!)
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While sorting through some boxes in my attic this weekend, I stumbled upon my old Garbage Pail Kid collection. I thumbed through the cards for awhile, and couldn’t help but notice the irony – and hilarity – of the puns for a few of today’s top celebrity chefs:
BOBBY FLAY is Bobby Q. How appropriate. The guy would totally grill himself if he could.
GUY FIERI is Pink-Eye Guy. Well, I guess that explains the sunglasses.
RACHAEL RAY is Wranglin’ Rachel. Yes, she’s riding a toilet. I’ve heard her cooking has that effect on people.
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On this weekend’s episode of Barefoot Contessa, Ina threw a “barnyard” engagement party for her friend’s son. And look at the menu! Aside from a few slaws and salads that even Stevie Wonder could have put together after a night of binge drinking, everything was picked up at a specialty shop or grocery store. HOW EASY IS THAT!
Tune into Barefoot Contessa next week, when Ina squeezes some store-bought lemon into some store-bought Evian.
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